"BLUE" JIMMY: NUTRITION EXPERT
BLIND DOG OZZY: NEUROTIC CHIHUAHUA
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"BLUE" JIMMY: I heard some dude on the radio the other day saying you can cure disease and discomfort by using natural cures rich in vitamins and minerals and other nutrients.
BLIND DOG OZZY: F**KING AYE!
"BLUE" JIMMY: I was all into his jive until he started saying that you shouldn't try to get your nutrients through food since the soil in our country is depleted and does not contain the necessary nutrients to sustain our bodies. He said that you should instead take vitamin and mineral supplements in capsule form because it is the only way to keep yourself from becoming a shriveled, anemic, vulgar mass of infected virulence.
BLIND DOG OZZY: NICE!
"BLUE" JIMMY: You heard of "BIG PHARMA" the conspiracy of multi-billion dollar pharmaceutical companies to keep people drugged up and f**ked up to allow their companies to make indefinite profits from the sickness and misery of all of us.
BLIND DOG OZZY: These companies discourage people from seeking natural cures because they cannot patent and make profits from fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds, herbs and spices. They claim that all natural cures are the work of quacks and hucksters and that modern medicine holds all the answers to all your ailments through the proper administration of drugs on a lifetime basis.
"BLUE" JIMMY: Dude! Yes but now, these corporations have found a way to get a piece of the action by manufacturing vitamin and mineral supplements and they are starting to tell the tall tale of "soil depletion" which in you an' me terms, is the idea that the soil in this country has been farmed too much since the days of our grandparents and does not contain the necessary nutrients to produce food which can keep us healthy. To compensate for this "soil depletion," these corporations advise us to take vitamin and mineral supplements.
BLIND DOG OZZY: Or you will die!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: These supplements, produced in laboratories and isolated from their food sources, don't really absorb into your body the way food does.
BLIND DOG OZZY: I found vitamin capsules in my dump!
"BLUE" JIMMY: That's what I'm saying! You're literally flushing your money down the toilet by using these supplements -- they go right through you and out the other end. Think about it. This planet has produced and nurtured life for countless millions ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: and billions and trillions and quadrillions ...
"BLUE" JIMMY: ... of years. If the soil was "depleted" the fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds, roots, tubes, herbs, spices, molds, fungus etc., could not grow at all and would not be there in your supermarket bin. Are animals dying off from lack of nutrition?
BLIND DOG OZZY: I caught a raccoon eating out of my food bowl!
"BLUE" JIMMY: The companies which produce vitamins and minerals and "Ancient Chinese Secrets" will say anything to make you buy their snake oil s**t. We call this group of operators "BIG VITA" and they're nothing but an offshoot of "BIG PHARMA." They tell you that you have to order their pills, powders and potions which will cure everything and anything and if you don't order their unique formula for 3 easy payments of $29.99 ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: ...you will die!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Do the research peoples, in this country, we got lots of good, nutritious food in vast amounts and don't have to eat Soylent Green. And if you know what that term means, you're as old as me!
BLIND DOG OZZY: ...and you will die!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Sake's Alive!
BLIND DOG OZZY: Wow! Wow!
bluejames61@hotmail.com
BLIND DOG OZZY: These companies discourage people from seeking natural cures because they cannot patent and make profits from fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds, herbs and spices. They claim that all natural cures are the work of quacks and hucksters and that modern medicine holds all the answers to all your ailments through the proper administration of drugs on a lifetime basis.
"BLUE" JIMMY: Dude! Yes but now, these corporations have found a way to get a piece of the action by manufacturing vitamin and mineral supplements and they are starting to tell the tall tale of "soil depletion" which in you an' me terms, is the idea that the soil in this country has been farmed too much since the days of our grandparents and does not contain the necessary nutrients to produce food which can keep us healthy. To compensate for this "soil depletion," these corporations advise us to take vitamin and mineral supplements.
BLIND DOG OZZY: Or you will die!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: These supplements, produced in laboratories and isolated from their food sources, don't really absorb into your body the way food does.
BLIND DOG OZZY: I found vitamin capsules in my dump!
"BLUE" JIMMY: That's what I'm saying! You're literally flushing your money down the toilet by using these supplements -- they go right through you and out the other end. Think about it. This planet has produced and nurtured life for countless millions ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: and billions and trillions and quadrillions ...
"BLUE" JIMMY: ... of years. If the soil was "depleted" the fruits, vegetables, nuts, seeds, roots, tubes, herbs, spices, molds, fungus etc., could not grow at all and would not be there in your supermarket bin. Are animals dying off from lack of nutrition?
BLIND DOG OZZY: I caught a raccoon eating out of my food bowl!
"BLUE" JIMMY: The companies which produce vitamins and minerals and "Ancient Chinese Secrets" will say anything to make you buy their snake oil s**t. We call this group of operators "BIG VITA" and they're nothing but an offshoot of "BIG PHARMA." They tell you that you have to order their pills, powders and potions which will cure everything and anything and if you don't order their unique formula for 3 easy payments of $29.99 ...
BLIND DOG OZZY: ...you will die!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Do the research peoples, in this country, we got lots of good, nutritious food in vast amounts and don't have to eat Soylent Green. And if you know what that term means, you're as old as me!
BLIND DOG OZZY: ...and you will die!!!
"BLUE" JIMMY: Sake's Alive!
BLIND DOG OZZY: Wow! Wow!
bluejames61@hotmail.com
